Been to the doctor and I must make my Butt bigger or words you never thought you would ever hear in your lifetime.

WE are to see each other only on an annual basis. Once a year to be exact. I am free to bend and stretch but no Mt. Everest this year. My butt is not big enough and I must work on that aspect of my anatomy.

I guess that when they cut through the Gluts, miminus, medius and maximus, and I sort of limped for several years and used a cane for 6 months, it made them smaller. So I am off to do some walking that makes me use them and concentrate on steady and equal length gait.

I also have to do some work on my balance. I understand now that the reason there is no incision pain is that the nerves are severed and they now are a bit confused. They will re-grow but the rest of them don't really understand the whole new metal hip thing. Oh well, we all have lots of new things to learn.